But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Randomize
