She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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