Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Do vagina's smell?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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