How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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