"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I wish i was in the wii world.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
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