At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
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so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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