Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
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I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
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We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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