I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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