It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
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my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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