I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
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Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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