You made me cry and you don't even care
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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