I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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