Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
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You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm gonna fight the coyote
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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