Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
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I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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