We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
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While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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