I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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