Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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