even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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