News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
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Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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