Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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