Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
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Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
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Have you been drinking my beer?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
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You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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