i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
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Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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