Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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