after a month anything with tits is on the radar
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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