what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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