i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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