On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
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