Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
She needs sedatives and a leash
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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