If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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