she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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