More tranny stories later!
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
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