Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
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Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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