He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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