whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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