Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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