i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
It's blow job season.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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