I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
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Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
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Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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