I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
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I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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