I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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