im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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