did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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