I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
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My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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