Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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