u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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