They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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