Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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