I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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