Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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