Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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