I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
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Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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