that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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