did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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