Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
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Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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