I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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