i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
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He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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